The Thunberg Regime

I ought to be interested in the debate about Boris’ Brexit Deal in Parliament today, but I’m not, perhaps because:

Remain supporters have hatched a plan to ensure Boris Johnson will be forced to ask for a Brexit extension even if his deal passes in the Commons today.

Sir Oliver Letwin, the former Tory minister, has tabled an amendment to the Brexit deal that would require the Prime Minister to request an extension as an “insurance policy” in case the necessary legislation to enact the deal had not been passed by Oct 31.

We’re going to remain in the EU because the Remainers will keep asking for (and getting) one extension after another, indefinitely into the future.

My prediction for 31 October: the EU will have granted Britain a two-year extension of remaining in the EU. Maybe they’ll even give us a 100-year extension. Why not?

And we won’t have an election until the next fixed term parliamentary election on 5 May 2022.

Or will we have one then? Pretty much every MP in Parliament dreads the next election, because most Remainer MPs will lose their seats. The next election will see the death of the Conservative party, and the Labour party, and the Lib Dems too. And it’ll see the rise of the new Brexit party, and perhaps also an anti-Brexit party as well. And they will define British politics for the foreseeable future.

Unless… the last act of this Remainer parliament will be to extend the fixed term period between UK elections from 5 years to 100 years. Or 200 years. Or 500 years. Why not? We’ll still be a “parliamentary democracy”. It’s just that elections will only happen every 500 years.

I wouldn’t put it past them to do this. After all, they think that They Know Better than the British people what’s good for them. These are, for the most part, the very same people who voted for the UK smoking ban in 2006, and in doing so told Britain’s 13 million smokers that We Know Better Than You Do What’s Good For You.

These globalists want the whole world to become one vast administrative state, run by Experts Who Know Better Than You Do What’s Good For You. It will be just like the Soviet Union, but on a global scale. Trotsky would be delighted.

This is also what the Climate Alarmists want, of course. In the face of the mounting Climate Crisis/Catastrophe, Spaceship Earth is going to need to have a single captain, just like Captain Kirk of Star Trek, making decisions for the whole world. You can’t have one country reducing carbon dioxide emissions, while other countries are increasing them: all countries are going to have reduce emissions to zero in 12 years. (Or is it 11 now? We’re almost in the Final Countdown)

Who’s going to be the World Leader? Most likely Greta Thunberg. She will be 28 years old by then.

In the coming Thunberg regime, it will be illegal to light any fires at all anywhere, ever. People will be shot dead for smoking, not because smoking is “unhealthy”, but because cigarettes add deadly carbon dioxide to the atmosphere.

Unable to heat their homes, or cook, or travel anywhere, millions of people will die during the Thunberg regime. The global population will fall from 7 billion to 1 million. Which is round about what the Greens want.

But then, with carbon dioxide having been scrubbed out of the atmosphere, the unexpected will happen: a new Ice Age will start.

And that will be the end of the Thunberg regime, and of the global administrative state, as the whole world becomes covered in snow and ice, except for a thin strip at the equator. In this depopulated world, smoking won’t be banned because it’s unhealthy, or because it causes global warming, but because the little remaining agricultural land will be needed to grow food, not luxuries like tobacco. When one reason for banning smoking lapses, another one will be found.

About Frank Davis

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5 Responses to The Thunberg Regime

  1. Mark Jarratt says:

    Such a dystopian future is consistent with the self-hatred of those grabbing futile Funbags. They know best, and will forever, until forcibly evicted from the throne of elitist top down power… 👑

  2. Timothy Goodacre says:

    Forcibly evicted would be nice !

  3. Agreed. My predictions, based on the near future being the same as the recent past:

    1. The UK will never leave the EU.

    2. Climate change will never have any devastating effects, overall. I hope I am still alive in thirty or forty years so that we can look back and laugh at the “ten years to save the planet” bollocks from the 1990s, the 2000s, the 2010s etc that is clearly superseded by events.

  4. smokingscot says:

    Well these silly wokes learn the hard way, they do not have public support.

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