Great news! Rose has got herself a new computer, given to her as a Christmas present (I think). Her last one died three or four months ago, and there had been silence ever since.
I didn’t say as much, so as not to raise undue alarm, but I thought she’d maybe been ‘terminated’ by Tobacco Control, after being hunted across Yorkshire by one of their aerial drones, firing Nicotine Replacement Patches.
Anyway, maybe she’ll be able to tell me whether I’ve grown myself some hot chilli peppers or some sweet red peppers. I’m sure she’ll know.
Normal service has resumed.