Smoking Hot Harry

Not reading any newspapers, or watching any TV, it’s a bit hard for me to keep up with all the gossip and scandal (as if I wanted to anyway). But it seems that Prince Harry has been snapped doing something naughty, and now the whole British press has been asked to not publish the photos.

I haven’t seen the pics myself, obviously, because I’m British, and we’re not allowed to see them, obviously. But I got to wondering what us Brits wouldn’t be allowed to see. What could it be? Might it be pictures of him naked, humping some blonde on a pool table in, say, Las Vegas? Nope, I thought. Couldn’t be that. He’d come out of anything like that looking really masculine, and it would lend the Royal Family a new virility. And anyway probably Lady Gaga or someone would say he looked really ‘fit’.  Which would be worth millions to them.

No, I thought that the worst thing he could have possibly been caught doing would have been smoking cigarettes. Particularly after I read this:

His father, Prince Charles, who has never smoked, is stunned at Harry’s recent return to smoking and is appalled that his son was recaptured by nicotine addiction so easily. and now 24-year-old, third in line to throne, Prince Harry is smoking 10/20 cigarettes everyday (more than when he’s out partying).

The ‘wild one’ has a bit of previous, it seems:

Prince Harry was sent to a drugs rehabilitation clinic for a day after he admitted smoking cannabis and drinking alcohol.

Prince Charles decided to shock his 17-year-old son after learning he had taken drugs in the grounds of his Highgrove home, and drunk heavily at a local pub, said the News of the World.

It was obvious really. And if you’re an ace sleuth like me, you pretty soon spot the obvious. And in next to no time I’d tracked them down. But I’m not going to knuckle down like the spineless British press and refuse to publish the photos. So here they are in all their glory: Smoking Hot Harry!

So there you have it. These are the controversial pictures that are going to get Harry a rap over the knuckles from his father. These are the pictures they don’t want you to see.

The entire British establishment may set out to take down my blog, but I won’t retract anything. MI5 and SIS can dig through my computer all they like. They can even drag me off to prison if they want. But I won’t give in. No, sir. Not me.

Because Harry is one of us. Harry is a smoker. And I’ll stick behind him through thick and thin, whatever his dad says. We smokers have to stick together.

And anyway, half the fashion slebs seem to smoke. And so does Lana, of course.

P.S. More snaps of Harry being slightly controversial here.

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30 Responses to Smoking Hot Harry

  1. LOL! Great link at the end Frank! :> And if they DO drag you off to the Tower of London (isn’t that where they kept the truly dastardly in British history?) we’ll mount an international movement to spring you. Meanwhile, after publishing those pics, I’d recommend you hide out with Salmon Rushdie and that Dutch cartoonist.

    – MJM

  2. Dont worry frank,his grandmother condones smoking,and will take care Charles!

    If you get in prison,I will bring you fags!Alternatively,asylum to the Equador Embassy!!

      • I don’t see the reason why not!Especially in the embassies,there is always a loophole when it comes to smoking

      • harleyrider1978 says:

        Political asylumFrom Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaJump to: navigation, search Someone may ask for a political asylum when they are frightened to live in their own country. He then will go to another country. If he is allowed to live in the new country this is called political asylum.

        The political asylum is one of the human rights affirmed by Article 14 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, and a rules of international human rights law. All countries who have agreed to the United Nations Conventions Relating to the Status of Refugees must let people, who do qualify, come into their country.

        People who qualify for asylum are those who can show that they might be badly treated in their own country because of their:

        Political opinions or

        {{Membership of a particular social group or social activities.}} SMOKER

        People often confuse exiling an individual from his/her home country as a migration to a political asylum but that is not as it seems, migrating with one’s own will due to personal reasons can be a political migration but not under the sentence of Government. People who are given political asylum are called refugees. They are often confused with “economic refugees”. Economic refugees are people who move from a poor country to a richer one so that they may work and make more money, often to send back to their families. Economic refugees are often an easy target for some politicians and newspapers who say that economic refugees take jobs from people who live in the host country. These politicians and newspapers do not show that there is a difference between economic refugees, who want live in another country to make money, and political refugees who must live in another country to be safer.

        • harleyrider1978 says:

          Ive decided Harry should be Crowned King tomorro!

          I bet the Nazi persecutions would END very quickly!

  3. Margo says:

    Thanks for this, Frank. I was going to find out what terrible thing Harry had done now, and you’ve done it for me (and so much better). That’s a fag he’s holding in the nazi uniform pic, I think. His day in the rehab did no good at all, did it.
    I hope Camilla will moderate the bollocking his dad gives him. I’ve warmed to him no end.

  4. alanxxx says:

    just clicked on the link – it all looks reasonably normal to me, in fact a touch on the restrained side. “Young Man Behaves Exactly Like a Young Man” seeming to be the headlined thrust of the present brouhaha.,_Duke_of_Kent – Now this bloke had Style.

  5. harleyrider1978 says:

    It was said in a Las Vegas paper that Harry was photoed holding nothing but the CROWN JEWELS!

  6. alanxxx says:

    Or there’s Prince Charles Edward if you’re looking for proper royal Nazis – unlike others who just like the clothes.

  7. alanxxx says:

    Oops – the word “like” in the above post should read “liked”.

  8. waltc says:

    Um…but not Ecuador. Aside from the lousy company at the embassy:

    Come to think of it, by now is there any country that’s free from Ashism?

  9. magnetic01 says:

    WARNING: Serious belly laugh ahead.

    The following concerns what happens when someone severely over-estimates their competence, skill, and understanding. It concerns a pensioner in her 80s who decided, without being asked (for very good reason), that she was going to restore – a là Mr. Bean as it turns out, a 19th century Spanish fresco.

    Somehow it reminded me of the neo-eugenicists – or antismokers, more specifically – trying to “fix up” the world. I could see them in the same circumstance of trying to fix-up the artwork as the pensioner would-be artiste. But there would be one critical difference. The pensioner, however delusional, at least recognized eventually that she was in way over her head, able to recognize the terrible result of her lack of skill and knowledge. Not so, the antismokers. They would look upon their botched effort at right exclaiming, “Magnificent! Magnifique! It’s even way better than the original.” And there would probably be an awards night immediately following praising the fixer-uppers. It wouldn’t be surprising if they then tried to bully their way into the Louvre to do more “restoration” work.

    P.S. “Next week she will meet with a repairer and explain what kind of materials she used”

    It should be obvious that she’s used some sort of pasta sauce.

    • Rose says:

      “Next week she will meet with a repairer and explain what kind of materials she used”

      But at least she didn’t insist that it had been a “Huge Success” and refuse to acknowledge any adverse effects.

    • beobrigitte says:

      Hahahahahahahaha – Brilliant!

      The little old lady’s art work should be preserved somehow; it is quite unusual, even if it is in olive-garlic-tomatoe sauce with a hint of goat’s cheese at the edges. Perhaps she should be persuaded to reproduce it!

  10. Jay says:

    Smiled, too, at the fresco, ahem, touch-up (and at C4’s news intro: “You know how it is, you just can’t find exactly the right colour match…”)

    Good news heard on Beeb radio today: it seems that Washington courts have ruled against medi-porn photos on cig packets saying that there is no evidence that they reduce smoking rates and that, rather, they are designed to browbeat consumers. Could the tide be turning?

    As for Harry, those pics have raised his street cred no end……. and the Las Vegas ones haven’t done any harm either :)

  11. harleyrider1978 says:

    All I need is a box of CRAYONS!

  12. harleyrider1978 says:

    The shit piles on and on and on

    Young Smokers Risk Cardio Disease From Artery Damage, Study Says

    Mehreen KhanAug 25, 2012 7:03 am ET
    Aug. 25 (Bloomberg) — People who smoke cigarettes at a young age already have significant artery damage that can lead to cardiovascular disease, a study done by Swiss researchers shows.

    A narrowing of the carotid artery, known as CIMT, was detected in young regular smokers between 8 and 20 years of age, according to research led by Julia Dratva, a doctor at the Swiss Tropical and Public Health Institute, and presented at the European Society of Cardiology in Munich today. Tobacco cigarettes caused an increased thickness of 0.043 millimeters in blood vessels compared to adolescent non-smokers, the study found.

    CIMT is an accepted indicator of atherosclerosis, a condition caused by a clogging of the arteries leading to restricted blood flow. The link between smoking and cardiovascular disease is well-established in adults and is now proven in adolescents, said Dratva in a statement. “After a relatively short duration of active smoking, the vascular structure already shows signs of structural changes,” she said.

    Tobacco kills nearly six million people each year, of whom five million are users and former users, and more than 600,000 are non-smokers exposed to second-hand smoke, according to the World Health Organization.

    The young people in the study had been smoking for an average of 2.3 years to 4.3 years, and were part of the Swiss Study on Air Pollution and Lung and Heart Disease.

    Atherosclerosis in children can begin in the womb as passive tobacco smoke crosses the placenta, leading to low birth-weight and impaired lung development. The condition can lead to blood clots and strokes later on in life.

    The greater the duration of smoking, the greater the thickness observed in the carotid artery, Dratva said. “Urgent action is needed to help adolescent smokers kick the habit and stop others from taking up smoking.”

    –Editors: Kim McLaughlin, David Risser

    • beobrigitte says:

      Atherosclerosis in children can begin in the womb as passive tobacco smoke crosses the placenta, leading to low birth-weight and impaired lung development. The condition can lead to blood clots and strokes later on in life.

      Ah, NOTHING but SMOKING and PASSIVE SMOKING leads to blood clots and strokes? (And heart attacks… and…. and…..)

      Another BS study.

  13. beobrigitte says:

    Great Post, Frank!!!

    The pictures of Prince Harry’s trip to Las Vegas indeed went around the globe, narrowly avoiding England.
    At the end of the day Prince Harry is a young lad and is doing what many young lads do when abroad. There is no aristocratic “prospective princess” taking offense and there are things parents need not know. Leave the lad alone, it’s not like he is a “Berlusconi-laughing stock”, is he?
    I would have to agree, Prince Harry appears to be scalded mostly for smoking:
    A Source added: “He knows that he doesn’t set a great example to people around him and younger fans who look up to him, and he does try hard to quit, but he’d be the first to admit that he now needs to try harder. Harry is apparently going to try and give up cigarettes cold-turkey, as he wants to be at peak fitness for his coming months of helicopter training.”
    What a strange sentence; “trying hard to quit” …. “giving up ‘cold Turkey’ ” …..
    Do we have an example here of Prince Harry being portrait as a “victim” of a “powerful drug”, UNABLE to “free himself”? I am sure, he was fed NRT – obviously this was a success.

    Quite frankly, being coerced/forced into stopping smoking is just not going to work. Those who really do want to stop smoking do so without any “help”. It just requires a change of habits.
    Has anyone ever changed their habit of being on the internet on a daily basis? Missing something the first few days? Powerful ADDICTION then this internet drug, isn’t it?

    Back to Prince Harry – leave the lad alone, he is not doing anything illegal!

  14. alanxxx says:

    Yup (sober now btw) – I think young Harry has managed to endear himself with the younger generation, by way of this press coverage showing him as very human(as seen on the link).

    The education of a young prince is shown in Shakespeare’s work, so he’s in the tradition of England with all this. Well done!

  15. Frank Davis says:

    I think I’m going to adopt Prince Harry as my Official Blog Mascot.

    After all, DP’s got one, in the person of Philip Davies MP. Prince Harry would be one up on that, I reckon.

  16. The very fact that smoking is a news issue is beyond everything .

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